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32 Hilarious Tweets From This Month So Far That Had Me On The Verge Of Pissing My Pants

"I let the hibachi chef squirt sake in my mouth and my boyfriend told me to find my own ride home."

21 Awesome Tweets That I Hope Will Instantly Put You In A Good Mood

L O L!

Morgan Murrell

15 Hilarious Viral Tweets That Wouldn't Have Made Sense Even A Week Ago

Being out here in the middle of June 2022 is wild.

Mike Spohr

17 Very, Very, VERY Good And Wholesome Things That Happened This Week

"100000/10, a highly enjoyable read!" —You after reading this post, probably

Syd Robinson

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Halsey Addressed Backlash After Millie Bobby Brown Agreed To Play Them In A Biopic

"It's kind of uncanny how much we look alike."

Morgan Murrell

These Reactions Prove How Amazingly Entertaining "Fire Island" Is

It's all pride and no prejudice.

Stan Shunpike

We Need An American Girl Doll Who "Went To Fyre Festival," "Wrote Fanfiction On Wattpad," And 19 Other Hilarious Memes

"We need an American Girl Doll who filed for unemployment during the pandemic."

Jen Adams

People Want Kim Kardashian To Stay Away From These 17 Looks After The Reported Damage To Marilyn's Iconic Dress Was Revealed

From Princess Diana's revenge dress to Britney Spears' denim corset gown, Kim better stay away from these iconic outfits.

Madison McGee

16 Times Celebs Called Out Interviewers For Their Homophobic Or Transphobic Comments

Kudos to these celebs for standing up for the LGBTQ community.

Ryan Schocket

The First Photo Of Ryan Gosling As Ken In The Upcoming "Barbie" Movie Was Released And Twitter Went Wild For It

"Freddie Prinze Jr.'s Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run."

Brian Galindo

People Are Obsessed With This AI Image Generator — Here Are The Wildest Creations

It will make literally anything you want.

Jake Farrington

People Have A Wide Array Of Thoughts After Kim Kardashian Reportedly Damaged Marilyn Monroe's Dress

From apathetic to outraged, here are the reactions.

Ryan Schocket

25 Tweets About Dating That Gay Twitter Has Blessed Us With

It's brutal out there, but these tweets help a little!

Jack Filsinger

Gay Twitter Is Memeing President Eisenhower After A Photo Of Him Posing Went Viral — Here's Why It's Messier Than It Seems

"The 'D.' in 'Dwight D. Eisenhower' stands for Diva."

Brian Galindo

People Are Sharing The Worst Examples Of Celebs Apologizing For Being Problematic, And Yeah, These Are...Wow

The apology + recipe combo...

Ryan Schocket

This Artist Used AI To Turn The Met Gala, Coachella, And Other Huge Events Into A Grotesque Body Horror Nightmare

"I think opening a portal to Hell was exactly what this year's event needed to spice things up."

Daniella Emanuel

"We Do A Terrible Job Educating Women About Their Bodies": This Doctor Is Opening Up About Vaginal Prolapse And Just How Common It Is

"Almost every patient I see tells me how much they wished they knew [vaginal prolapse] could happen to them."

Alexa Lisitza

19 Tweets That Prove Jensen Ackles Is One Of The Best Parts Of "The Boys" Season 3

A new contender for America's ass has entered the ring.

Jess Goodwin

21 Great Tweets Of Support And Love For Rebel Wilson (After She Was Forced To Come Out)

"Thank you for taking your power back. 🏳️‍🌈"

Brian Galindo

"Lose Some Weight Or No Maid Of Honor Duties": People Are Applauding This Woman After She Decided Not To Attend Her Cousin's Wedding

"She said I was overreacting because it really wasn't that deep, that it was her choice to make."

Jen Adams

19 Posts That Sum Up The Life Of Every Person Who Loves To Take PTO

BRB...submitting my next PTO request now.

Michele Bird

17 Good Things From This Week To Hopefully Help Counteract Some Of The Less-Good Stuff

*Dabs mouth* That was TOO good...

Syd Robinson

Literally Just 27 Sweet And Funny Tweets From This Week That I Really Want You To See

L O L!

Morgan Murrell

This Author Went Viral For Tweeting About A BookTok Trend That's Costing Her Money, And She's Not The Only One

"Authors need to eat too."

Megan Liscomb

"Stranger Things" Season 4 Gifted Us Eddie Munson, And Now Everyone Can't Stop Talking About Him

The way he makes me absolutely feral.

Lauren Garafano

Funniest Vecna Tweets About The "Running Up That Hill" Scene From "Stranger Things 4"

"Vecna would kill me 'cause I can't decide what my favorite song is."

Brian Galindo

This Couple Decided To Forgo Catering At Their Wedding So Minnie And Mickey Could Make An Appearance, And It's Sparking A Discussion About "Disney Adults"

"People took time out of their lives to celebrate you, and feeding your guests is a standard expectation and part of a wedding."

Shelby Heinrich

32 Cashiers Admitted To Giving People Deals And Discounts Just Because They Weren't Horrible To Them

"I'd use an extra coupon for people who were nice to me at checkout."

Alexa Lisitza

Here's Exactly Why Fans Are Loving The New "Top Gun: Maverick" Sequel

Prepare for takeoff.

Michele Bird

75 "Stranger Things" Tweets You Can Giggle Over As You Wait To Watch Season 4 Part 2

Imagine running up the hill and your AirPods die...

Kayla Harrington

50 Married People On Twitter Who Said Some Hysterical Things They'll Definitely Regret Later

"My wife just told me her birthday is tomorrow — like, wow, maybe more of a heads-up next time."

Asia McLain

31 Brutally Funny Pregnant Women I Will Laughing About For Years To Come

Pregnancy should not be this funny, but it is.

Asia McLain

28 "This Pride Month I'm Partnering With..." Tweets That'll Remind You That Gay Twitter Is The Funniest Thing On The Internet

"As a gay kid, I always felt like a disappointment, which is why this Pride Month, I'm partnering with the New York Jets."

Brian Galindo

15 People Who Saw Just How High Rent Is And Were Absolutely Over It

"Paid my rent, now I have a place to starve."

Alexa Lisitza

15 People Who Couldn't Help But Drool After Seeing Miles Teller And His "Pornstache" In "Top Gun: Maverick"

"Sitting in a Tom Cruise film at this moment but it's for Miles Teller."

Morgan Murrell

17 "Glee" Tweets That Have Me Convinced Mr. Schue Should Have Lost His Teaching License

Right to jail.

Ehis Osifo

27 Things Mexican Moms Do That Just Make Sense (Some Of The Time)

"Vamos a la Ross" is a phrase that will be passed down from generation to generation.

Pablo Valdivia

Literally Just 27 Great Tweets To Kickstart Your Weekend With A Smile

L O L!

Morgan Murrell

22 Really, Really Good Things The Internet Blessed Us With This Week

*breathe in* *scroll* *breathe out*

Syd Robinson

"Stranger Things'" Noah Schnapp Said Will's Sexuality Is "Up To The Audience's Interpretation," And Fans Aren't Buying It

The real mystery of Season 4 seems to be why we aren't getting a clear answer about Will's sexuality — which is something that has been hinted at since Season 1.

Brian Galindo

A Bartender Warned This Woman To Avoid The Man Sitting Next To Her At All Costs, And 21 Others Shared Similar Stories

"Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right."

Alexa Lisitza

We're Not Even 24 Hours Into June 1, But There Are Already Lots Of Very Funny Tweets About Pride

"Pride Month taught me it was OK to be a corporation."

Brian Galindo

If You Spotted This Eleven Plot Hole In "Stranger Things" Season 4, You're Not Alone

Some people (the writers) need to go back and watch Season 1 again.

Tessa Fahey

35 Photos From The American Healthcare System That Prove We're Living In A Dystopia

They will literally charge you for holding your own newborn.

Hannah Marder

"Obi-Wan Kenobi" Fans Rallied Behind Moses Ingram After She Received Hundreds Of Racist Comments After Joining The Franchise

"She's one of the most interesting characters on the show."

Morgan Murrell

Everyone Is Obsessed With "Dear Billy" From "Stranger Things" Season 4, Especially The Last Five Minutes

The Stranger Things episode "Dear Billy" is easily the best of the series thanks to Sadie Sink's masterful performance and "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush.

Nora Dominick

I'm Sickened At The Vile, Racist Comments So-Called "Star Wars" Fans Have Been Sending To Black Actor And "Obi-Wan Kenobi" Star Moses Ingram

"There's nothing anyone can do to stop this hate."

Morgan Murrell

These "Life Hacks" Will Simplify Your Life In The Best Way Possible, And I'm Copying Every Single One

"I've saved so much money this way."

Raven Ishak

Older Generations Are Getting Real About Their Biggest Problems With Gen Z, And Oof, Some Of These Are Harsh

The gen wars continue.

Daniella Emanuel

This Week Was Especially Tragic — Here Are 18 Little Slivers Of Light That Might Make You Feel Just A Tad Bit Better

We hope these make you smile. 🤍

Syd Robinson

Literally Just 29 Great Tweets That I Hope Will Help Brighten Up Your Day

Because we can always use more tweets about dogs...

Morgan Murrell

"Candy" Is One Of The Wildest True-Crime Series I've Ever Seen, And I'm Still Upset About The Ending

"Intense story from start to finish."

Morgan Murrell

Quinta Brunson Said America Is "Not Okay" After Fans Requested She Write An "Abbott Elementary" School Shooting Episode, And I Agree

"This country is rotting our brains."

Morgan Murrell

"This Is Us" Came To An End After Six Seasons, So Here's How The Brilliant Series Finale Came To A Close

The This Is Us series finale is being called "tremendous" by fans as they watched the Pearsons say goodbye.

Nora Dominick

We Need To Talk About This Wild Plot Hole In The New Rebel Wilson Netflix Movie "Senior Year"

Justice for Stephanie!

Jess Goodwin

45 Tweets That Made Me Bust A Gut In 2022 But Would've Confused The Hell Out Of Me In 2012

"They sell gas on Shein???"

Liz Richardson

17 Not-So-Subtle Signs That Scream "I'm 'New Money' Rich"

Old money whispers; new money shouts.

Liz Richardson

Musicians Are Sick And Tired Of Their Labels Allegedly Gatekeeping Their Releases Unless They "Go Viral" On TikTok

"I have a song that I love that I want to release ASAP, but my record label won't let me."

Syd Robinson

I, Personally, Am Obsessed With Anne Hathaway's Cannes Looks

Miranda Priestley taught her well.

Ehis Osifo

17 Really, Really Good — Some Might Even Say GREAT — Things That Happened This Week

*wipes away tears* *scrolls through pics of baby animals*

Syd Robinson

You Know You're Filipino If You Relate To These 14 Things

A meal isn't a meal unless it comes with rice.

cheska bacaltos

"They Don't Know What Work Actually Means": 17 Times Older Generations Had No Faith In The Gen Z Workforce

"Don't hire Gen Zs. They don't know what work actually means."

Daniella Emanuel

39 Tweets From The Last Two Weeks That Are So Funny, I Almost Pissed My Pants Laughing

"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."

Ajani Bazile

Reactions To "Welcome To Eden" Prove That Just One Season Is Not Enough

Spain delivers another addictive thriller for Netflix.

Stan Shunpike

19 Tweets That'll Make You Giggle If You've Already Watched "Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness"

Because these tweets would be funny in every universe.

Michele Bird

Cardi B Recorded A Video Demonstrating How She Changes Her Baby's Diaper With Very Long Nails, And Even Those Of Us Without Kids Can Appreciate This

"You always want to make sure you clean the butt cheeks!"

Emily Mae Czachor

The First Trailer For "She-Hulk" Starring Tatiana Maslany Just Dropped, And Some Fans Aren't Impressed With The CGI

Twitter is having a bit of a field day right now.

Emily Mae Czachor

People Are Sharing The Worst Types Of People To Work With And Yes, Yes, Yes, 100%

If they're rude to a waiter, they're probably awful...

Ryan Schocket

People Are Sharing Things People Should Stop Doing At Weddings, And Their Examples Are Controversial

If the invite says no kids, then don't bring your kids...

Ryan Schocket

Jesse Williams Opened Up About The Viral Nudity Leak From His "Take Me Out" Broadway Performance

"Consent is important."

Ryan Schocket

101 Tweets That Gave Me A Little Chuckle In A Horrid World

"If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying 'wahoo' no matter how fun the jump was."

Hannah Marder

22 Really, Really Good Things That Happened On The Internet This Week

*cue resounding chorus of "aww"*

Syd Robinson

"My Ex Thought Women Bled ONE SINGULAR Drop Of Blood And That Was Their Period" — As If You Needed More Reasons For Why Men Shouldn't Be Allowed To Make Decisions About Women's Bodies, Here Are 17 More

This is one of the many reasons why men have no business making laws about women's bodies.

Krista Torres

People Are Saying Adults Shouldn't Drink Milk Because It's A "Nasty" Behavior — Here Are The 28 Best Tweets

"It's creepy and gross. Stop that."

Daniella Emanuel

A Beachfront House In North Carolina Got Swept Out To Sea, And Twitter Can't Stop Making Jokes About The Zillow Listing

"New houseboat for first time buyers."

Megan Liscomb

"Princess Diaries" Star Heather Matarazzo Said She's "Done Struggling To Survive" In A Series Of Tweets About Her Acting Career

"I am tired."

Morgan Murrell

156 Twitter Jokes From This Year So Far That, No Offense, Are Funnier Than Any Joke You've Probably Ever Told

"People in New York be like, 'I take the train to school.' Ight, Harry Potter."

Ajani Bazile

These Reactions To "Anatomy Of A Scandal" Are As Juicy As The Show

The anatomy of a political thriller.

Stan Shunpike

People Are Sharing The 2000s Multiverses That Are Better Than "Doctor Strange" And It's Such A Throwback

No spoilers in this post! Unless you haven't seen That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana, of course.

Hannah Marder

People Are Cracking Jokes About How Nick Cannon Spent Mother's Day, And Y'all Are Wild

"Nick Cannon's Multiverse of Madness was Mother's Day."

Alexa Lisitza

People Can't Stop Talking About Elizabeth Olsen As The Scarlet Witch In "Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness"

Elizabeth Olsen in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is just out here proving she can do it all.

Nora Dominick

I'm Obsessed With These 16 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend

I, too, would like to hear Pauly D's thoughts on inflation.

Ryan Schocket

23 Really, Really Good Things To Cheer You Up After A Hard Week

*Postmates dog pizza IMMEDIATELY *

Syd Robinson

"Unsung Hero Of The Met Gala": This TV Reporter Went Viral For Actually Understanding The Met Gala Theme

These other celebs need to take a page out of Génesis Suero's book.

Pablo Valdivia

50 Seriously Funny Parenting Tweets I Did NOT Expect To Make Me Laugh This Hard

"Parenting is like a circus. Sometimes, you're the ringmaster. And sometimes, you're the clown."

Asia McLain

This Mom Had To Explain These 28 Things From "Friends" To Her Gen Z Daughter, And It'll Make You Feel Old AF

"What pagers were and how they worked."

Jen Adams

A Bartender Warned This Woman To Avoid The Man Sitting Next To Her At All Costs, And 21 Others Shared Similar Stories

"Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right."

Alexa Lisitza

People Dragged, Memed, And Joked About The 2022 Met Gala — Here Are The Best Tweets

HELP the Kylie meme.

Ryan Schocket

It Finally Happened — We Had "The Wilds" Stars Mia Healey And Erana James Read Some Of The Thirstiest Tweets About Their Characters

"Doing god's work in the forest." —Erana about Shelby and Toni, but also me about Shelby and Toni.

Nora Dominick

Everyone Is Freaking Out Over Florence Pugh And Harry Styles In The First "Don't Worry Darling" Trailer

Florence Pugh and Harry Styles in the Don't Worry Darling trailer is too much to handle.

Nora Dominick

43 Landlords Who Deserve To Be Publicly Shamed On The Internet

I genuinely hope this post circulates in scammy landlord Facebook groups.

Syd Robinson

I've Compiled 100 Of My Favorite-Ever Tweets, And It's Worth A Bookmark If You Ever Feel You Need A Laugh

"My husband was trying to talk about Shrek, but he couldn't remember Shrek's name (Shrek), so he called him 'summertime grinch.'"

Hannah Marder

66 Tweets That Are SOOOO Funny, You'll Understand Why They Went Viral This Month

"Therapy is not enough. I need to fight my dad."

Ajani Bazile

16 People Who Are Definitely Not Close — Like, At All — With Their Boss

Obsessed with these employees.

Ryan Schocket

People Are Sharing The Famous Musicians Who Were Genuinely Kind To Them, And Their Stories Are Really Uplifting

"I saw Fleetwood Mac on Halloween in the '90s. I went backstage after the show and when I walked into the green room, Stevie Nicks started tossing plastic spiders at me! She's so awesome in real life!"

Kayla Yandoli